Title: Laphroaig
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Scotty/Winona Kirk
Warnings: Sex, and uh...het?
Disclaimer: I own nothing worth suing me for
Summary: In which Scotty and Winona both fail to make some important connections, but that's okay, because sex occurs anyway
Notes: Laphroaig is a well-known brand of whiskey. And the snippets of engineering tall ( Read more... )

Your results:
You are Mr. Scott
Mr. Scott
95%
Will Riker
80%
Chekov
70%
Uhura
55%
Geordi LaForge
55%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
50%
Worf
50%
Deanna Troi
50%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
45%
Jean-Luc Picard
40%
Spock
35%
Data
31%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
30%
Mr. Sulu
25%
Beverly Crusher
5%

You are a fun-loving foreigner with an
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Okay, this is a new one on me. The latest Star Trek film has managed to do something that has NEVER happened to me before: getting into a new fandom has actually improved my work ethic. It's all because of Scotty - I've started taking a new interest in my studies, because I want to one day be the hardcore awesome genius Scottish chief of ( Read more... )

Let the record show that Montgomery Scott is my new inspiration, my fucking hero, and just generally that awesome. Also, Karl Urban has been added to my list of 'People To Kidnap and Molest'.

( Cut for extraneous rambling about Star Trek XI and Stargate Atlantis: SPOILERS )